incoherent ramblings

May 22

kestrel-bird:

combeferresque:

fourfucks:

all fandoms have that one fucking overused quote that is on 99.9% of the edits

#genius billionaire playboy philanthropist gripped you tight and raised you from a highly functioning sociopath and i swear we were infinite

always

i dont know if youre agreeing or adding in harry potter

(via readmylips0)

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

(via tyleroakley)

May 21

spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"

May 19

I think that my favorite piece of this cinematography is that, as the angels fall, their wings & their grace - their literal angel essence - burn off. Who they are is ripped away rather forcefully, left to flutter in the ether as their body continues to fall.

What did Anna liken it to? Oh, yeah: “Cutting out your kidney with a butter knife.”

Sure, you can live a rather full life with only one kidney. But wouldn’t that absence just continuously remind you of what was missing? And what you had to do to get it out? What’s more, each angel is probably totally aware of what’s happening, and they most likely survive their (both literal and figurative) fall.

Stop and appreciate Misha’s reaction as Castiel has his grace taken. It’s heartbreaking.

(Source: featherycastiel, via poopdalecki)

May 15

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May 13

serverussnape-always:

WHEN A BOOK IS JUST SO ELOQUENTLY WRITTEN AND THE CHARACTERS ARE BEAUTIFUL AND HAVE AMAZING DEVELOPMENT AND EVERYTHING IS DESCRIBED SO PERFECTLY THAT YOU CAN PICTURE IT SO FLAWLESSLY IN YOUR HEAD

AND JUST

LITERATURE

(via readmylips0)

May 07

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May 02

shinyblackchevy:

beau-friend:

tankgirls:

I before E

except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour

#and caffeine-strung atheists reinventing protein at their leisure #plebeians may deign to forfeit #either that or seize the language and reinvent it

fuck the english language

(Source: ladyfuzz, via readmylips0)

Apr 28

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